FISH TANK DRAGON

by Kurt Kirchmeier


 

Although he'd been told over and over again by his parents that it was only a seahorse, Charlie often imagined the little creature in the fish tank was some sort of aquatic dragon, and that it might actually be able to breathe fire if it weren't for all that water.

It was on a Saturday morning that he decided to test this little theory.

Armed with a valiant blue-and-gold knight from his toy chest (everyone knows how much dragons hate knights), along with a small raft he'd fashioned from Popsicle sticks, he snuck down the stairs a full hour before his parents usually got up.

The gurgling chorus of the pump doubled in volume as he opened the fish tank's lid, the smell of algae wafting up from within. After setting the raft down on the water's surface, he carefully balanced the medieval soldier atop it, not letting go until he was sure the craft was stable. The stage set, he sat down on the edge of the coffee table and waited for a response from the supposed seahorse.

If it really was a dragon, he'd reasoned, then surely it would object to the presence of the six-inch figurine and float up to the surface to destroy it.

After a full fifteen minutes, however, during which the sea horse showed no sign of even being awake, much less provoked by the arrogant smile etched into the knight's face, Charlie began to grow impatient. He scooped up the figurine and promptly positioned it at the bottom of the tank, directly beside the deep-sea diver already stationed there.

"There," he said. "Now he's in your domain. What're you gonna do now, huh, dragon? What're you gonna do now?"

The yellow seahorse drifted back a few inches in response, as if waiting for the tiny, gold-hilted sword on the knight's hip to be unsheathed from its scabbard and leveled in its direction. When it became evident that no such attack was forthcoming, however, the dragon grew bold, and floated a little closer, its tail curling and uncurling in a way that very much reminded Charlie of a body-builder flexing his muscles.

Hands balled into fists, Charlie waited. "C'mon, dragon," he said. "Get 'im!"

The seahorse's mouth opened, but instead of a plume of fire, out came a single air bubble. It floated forward, expanding as it moved through the clear blue water. In a matter of only seconds, the knight was enveloped, trapped inside the transparent sphere. Its plastic features began to melt, slowly at first, but then faster and faster, until finally there was nothing left but a large, misshapen pile atop the inch of gravel on the bottom of the tank. The bubble popped.

"Cool!" Charlie exclaimed.

Fearing his hand might suffer a similar fate, Charlie waited until the dragon had retreated gracefully from its kill and taken up a spot in the corner before plunging his arm in to retrieve the knight's remains.

It felt much heavier now than it had before it had been melted, like it was made of steel rather than plastic. Curious, Charlie turned the deformed lump over in his hand, then gasped upon realizing that not only had the toy been melted, but that parts of it--all those rendered in gold--had congealed to form a nugget. A real nugget, or so Charlie surmised by the weight and look of it.

It took some pulling and cutting, but eventually Charlie managed to free the golden ball from its plastic enclosure. He held it up to the lamp and marveled at its glittering exterior. How much was it worth, he wondered; how many knights might it buy him? Of course, if he wanted to cash in on this little stroke of luck, he'd first have to tell his parents where he got it, which could very well result in the dragon being flushed down the toilet.

"Can't keep a dangerous creature like that in the house," he imagined them saying.

With a sigh, Charlie glanced down at the dragon floating in the tank. "I suppose it belongs to you, anyway," he said.

He lifted the lid and reached in, depositing the golden ball within the mouth of a little cave comprised of living rock.

"Guard it well, little dragon," he said. "Guard it well."

© Kurt Kirchmeier, 2007
All Rights Reserved


 

 

BIO: Born and raised on the Canadian prairies, Kurt comes from a large family of two brothers and five sisters. Although he admits to particular fondness for urban fantasy, he has been known to jump genres from time to time. Kurt's fiction has appeared in a variety of print and on-line magazines including Beyond Centauri, Flashquake, Raven Electrick, and Reflection's Edge.

 

 

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