DINOSAURS

by John Jasper Owens

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“Criminal investigations can be expedited with the help of modern technology, but what becomes of the 'old' tools? It's elementary.” Don Willard

BIO: John Jasper Owens lives in the South, and was not named after the painter, although thank you for your concern. When not fending off satire groupies, he shamelessly attempts to raise enough money to get married by offering unpublished fiction and humor at low, low prices.